
MC Hammer: “Here Comes The Hammer!“
“I don’t hesitate or wait
before the bell rings I’m out the gate
and rolling out for mine
working so hard for such a long time
and life yes here it comes
so praise to the hammer
while I’m watching the floor
I’m not a king just filling pipe
you dance to the music while I’m on the mic
OH OH OH Here we go
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer
Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh Oh-oh oh-oh oh oh”
Hero Sandwich is all about the deadly “Gutter Ballet!”
Stars And Garters has his own war on drugs and suckas – “Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth!”
But Before I Kill You goes from “Zero To Hero” by flattening a great green giant!
ShadowWing Tronix’s answer to “Shock Metal” – the “Spock Song!”
The Sock Drawer KO’s a whole room and makes it “All Clear”
Fantasy Theater doesn’t just go for a Knock Out he goes for the “Wipe Out!”
and
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep will leave you with “Blurred Vision” for months!
Don’t forget to post up a comment voting for the panel with the most pain by Sunday @ 11PM.
All votes will be considered, but in the end I will have the final say. The winner will be announced next Tuesday with the pre-fight rules.
Visitors and guests – please cast your vote too!
The Mighty Thor – #348
Walter Simonson – Story & Art
Bob Wiacek – Inks
August 14th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
A nice way to end the series. I’m going with “But Before I Kill You” for the Herc/Hulk battle, no matter how rad the Vision is.
August 14th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
As awesome and clever as Hero Sandwich’s entry is, I have to give it to But Before I Kill You, for the great herc/hulk dustup.
Can’t wait for the finals!!
August 14th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Slay gets my vote for the most VISION-ary entry. Even mid-70’s Perez rocks the house.
P.S. Someone should tell the dumba$$ Black Canary clone that light travels faster than sound.
So long! When next you hear from me, I’ll be a married man!
August 15th, 2009 at 12:22 am
I needed no proof of the Vision’s Radness, but it’s nice to see. Not only does Slay Monstrobot get my vote, but so does greenlighting a Vision animated series (or at least a Marvel Adventures title, as I can bring myself to read mainstream Marvel these days).
August 15th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Wow… and here I thought I had a ringer with Thor and MC Hammer… This round has got to be one of my favorites of this theme.
Right now the round is tied two-two.
Lets get more votes in… everyone encourage your readers to vote!
August 15th, 2009 at 12:48 am
For sheer elegant simplicity, I gotta go with Hero Sandwich.
August 15th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Slay’s blurred vision for the final round.
August 16th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Snell’s got me convinced. The Vision is mos def radder than I thought.
August 16th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Sorry, I have to vote for the host with the most this week…Is Thor actually quoting Obi-Wan Kenobi??