
STYX: “Too Much Time On My Hands“
“Is it any wonder I’m not crazy? is it any wonder I’m sane at all
Well Im so tired of losing- I got nothing to do and all day to do it
I go out cruisin but Ive no place to go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder I’m not a criminal?
Is it any wonder I’m not in jail?
Is it any wonder I’ve got
Too much time on my hands, its ticking away with my sanity
Ive got too much time on my hands, its hard to believe such a calamity
Ive got too much time on my hands and its ticking away from me
Too much time on my hands, too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands”
Last week’s champion Platypus Robot proclaims “I Am The Walrus!”
The Sock Drawer mans it up for this fight -“No Nuts, No Glory!”
Pulp Hero goes Ape$hit on the competition like an “Apeman.”
ShadowWing Tronix is ready for this week’s fight and thinks “He (We) Will Win!”
Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep will slice and dice fools like a “Samurai!”
Fantasy Theater and “Long Tall Sally” will take down any tag-team with ease.
Hero Sandwich knows all of the body’s pressure points and even a good spot to hide – “8 Miles Wide”
But Before I Kill You enters late and wants to know “Who Let The Dogs Out!”
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Stars and Garters calls out “All You Zombies” and then goes for the kill!
Don’t forget to post up a comment voting for the panel with the most pain by Sunday @ 11PM.
All votes will be considered, but in the end I will have the final say. The winner will be announced next Tuesday with the pre-fight rules.
Visitors and guests – please cast your vote too!
Booster Gold – #17
Dan Jurgens – Story & Art
August 7th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Crap! I forgot to send you my entry for this week!
It’s: http://blogs.lubbockonline.com/hero/2009/08/07/friday-night-fights-the-bigger-they-are/
August 7th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
As for my pick for tonight’s fights… Lots of good ones this time. Love the bit with the Walrus, love the classy black-and-white samurai battle, thought the elongated Wonder Woman was hilarious, but I gotta give it to the Sock Drawer for featuring Squirrel Girl, the baddest badass in the Marvel Universe.
August 7th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Scott, I just added you. You are now in the fight… and wow… that song.
August 7th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Right, me win. I can’t even get a vote without shooting the Hulk at someone.
Tonight I’m all in with Slay Monstrobot. That’s some interesting samurai fight narration, and Kylie Minogue for the bonus.
August 8th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Grargh! I made the same mistake as Scott did.
http://butbeforeikillyou.blogspot.com/2009/08/friday-night-fights-who-needs-your.html
But my vote this week goes to Platypus Robot. Great fight, plus I love the song.
August 8th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Platypus Robot scores again! Those poor Defenders get no respect. Hee.
August 8th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
What can I say? I have a weakness for girls in Squirrel outfits. The Sock Drawer gets my vote this week.
August 8th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Damn you, Scott, for introducing me to Storm Large…Hero Sandwich gets my vote, you magnificent bastard.
August 9th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Never been a big Defenders fan, but that song/fight combo won me over. Platypus Robot FTW!
August 10th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Awww, man, no love for Zombie Deadpool? That just hurts!
Sure, the competition included Ka-Zar vs. Daredevil, dueling Transformers, Irish revolutionaries vs. killer dogs, Stretchy Diana, eight-mile-wide vajayjays, Squirrel Girl, and the greatest super-villain in the world, the Walrus. But, still, ouch!
My vote’s for Slay this week, because black-and-white samurai noir is a sure way to my heart. And Ms. Minogue didn’t hurt, eithrt.