Friday Night Fights: KA-POW! Round 11

Bat-Rule #233: Listen to the Batman
or have your head slapped off!

Hero Sandwich asks “Head or Gut?” Gut it is – SKUNCH!!

A new combatant enters the ring – Behold the Geek! – SHREKK!!

It’s Cloberin’ Time and Dr. Doom has found The GLOW – KA-WHOOM!!

Akira The Don presents the Battle for the Cowl Biggest Cape – KLUGG!!

Crisis On Earth Prime presents Miss America’s talent portion of the pageant features a Judo Chop – WHOMP!!

Johnny Bacardi throws a “sucker” punch powerful enough to take down a bear – BAM!!

Great Caesar’s Post dives into a mud bath to sooth his dry and cracked skin after every fight – SPLOOSH!!

Stars And Garters demonstrates to the class what exactly “Blond Bombshell” means – WHAAMM!!

Phoning It In always takes pleasure in hitting Hitler… Who wouldn’t? – KRONTCH!!

Roscoe knows that Batman’s patented backhand is no “joke” – THWAP!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep has developed some new ways to use your feet while Kickboxing – FSHAM!!

Random Encounters may have “a good personality” and deadly right cross – POW!!

Osukaru demands peace with a solid kick to the face – BAKO!!

Pulp Hero fights through the mountains and over the woods – BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!! BOOM!!

999 won’t always attack with a “side kick,” sometimes one punch is all he needs – ZOK!!

Fantasy Theater will still knock yo ass out wearing headgear – BONG!!

The Sock Drawer fights old school style and will knock you back to prehistoric times – CHOK!!

Travellings En Los Surcos is sharp enough to slice and dice the competition – SHRAKKT!!

The Comic Treadmill uproots foes with upercuts – TWOK!!

The ISB ain’t got time for lunatics, instead he feeds them knuckle sandwiches – KWAK!!

and

Nerdosity throws the surprisingly never yet used (at SpaceBooger’s FNF) “One Punch! One Punch!” Bwa-Ha-Ha – BOKK!!

SPLANG!!!
Justice League of America #122
Len Wein – Writer
Dick Dillion & Dick Gioriano – Art

Friday Night Fights: KA-POW!! concludes next week…

Posted by Fred on January 23, 2009 @ 4:00 PM Under: Friday Night Fights