Proving That Big Pain Can Come
In Small Packages!!

Crisis On Earth Prime starts things off by showing that Spinach is to Popeye as Cigar is to Lil Lobo – KAPOW!!

It’s Clobberin’ Time insists that evil doppelgangers go SKOK!!

Hero Sandwich says that beta carotene may be good for the eyes but bad for the skull – THUNK! KANG!!

Stars And Garters tempts us with a bikini battling kitten, but proves that size does matter in the end – PKOW!!

Roscoe shows that any battle featuring a kitten patterned bikini will excite the little monkey – THWIP!!

Dem’s Good Readin’ takes out an Amazon with his Bang Stick – SPAANNNGGG!!

Slay, Monstrobot of the Deep isn’t a doctor in real life, but plays one on the internet – GRRRRRRRINNNNNNNND!!

999 demonstrates that behind every great “Miracle” is a Big Barda KO – ZONK!!

The Sock Drawer wields a nasty round house, “Witch” will leave your face a shade of “Scarlett” – THWOK!!

Osukaru Creeps up behind you for an easy KO – THWAK!!

Pulp Hero proves using your feet and MMA has nothing on the “Sweet Science” of Boxing – SOK!!

The Fantasy Theater can throw eight punches at a time – SOCK!!

Nerdosity brings some serious noise with everything he has- WHA-KOW!!

Meekrat throws no “Phantom” punches – just blasts to the face – KRAK!!

Johnny Bacardi will kick in your teeth, smack you upside the head, and knock you on your ass
if you make fun of his short pants – SKONK!! KRAK!! BOPT!!

The Comic Treadmill serves up a swift kick in the pants – SWAK!!

Panels of Awesome will hit you so hard you have flashbacks about the fight for years – WHOMP!!

Yet Another Comics Blog pummels you until you puke up your brains and intestines – PLOP!!

ShadowWingTronix battles in disguise – SHRAKKK!!

and

The ISB raises the roof and knocks punks down – POW!!

KWHOMM!!!
Justice League of America #86
Mike Friedrich – Writer
Dick Dillon & Joe Giella – Art

Friday Night Fights: KA-POW!! continues next week…